I, Mark Bagley, being of no mind and somewhat body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Kim Warner, I leave my love and my somewhat body.
To Evan Ziegler, I leave the willingness to get through band one more year.
I, Richard Bergeron, being of worn-out mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To All Underclassmen, I leave the ability to throw parties as great as I always did.
To Dee Dee Norton, I leave my luscious body in case she doesn’t make it.
To The School, I leave my tires so they will match the burnouts in the grass in front of the school.
I, Jennifer Boatwright, being of simple mind and bubble body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Carrie, I leave all the luck in the world. You’ll need it, because it’s not easy.
To Lori Woodard, I leave you the ability to hang in there. You’ve only got one more year!
I, Carol Bohrer, being of small mind and weird body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Pam Lanier, I leave the ability to make it home on time.
To Barbara Culpepper, I leave my fondest memories and many thanks for helping me through the last three years of high school.
To Mrs. Wilder, I leave another 3 rd period aide who can talk 90 miles a minute and still keep her mouth shut.
I, Bryan Brown, being of sound mind and sound body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Scott Barron, I leave my locker and paper, pens, pencils and other materials.
To Mrs. English, I leave all my smarts and my good hope to her in the future.
To all my teachers, I leave a goodbye to all.
I, Doug Brown, being of sound mind and large body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Junior Class, I leave the ability to get senior privileges.
To Billy Mosher, I leave the ability to walk through a door without breaking your nose.
I, Mike Brown, Vuhh master, being of stupendous mind and stratified body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Mr. Gaitanis, I leave the memories of Algebra I, Trig, and Physics, whether good or bad, but most importantly I thank him for all the time he has given to me when I was perplexed.
To faculty & staff, I leave my thanks and gratitude for all the help and advice that they have given me throughout the 4 years I’ve been a student at DHS.
To underclassmen friends, I leave my locker and a revised version of the ‘86-’87 Chess Club.
I, Charles Capps, being of fractured mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To DHS, I leave permanently and forever.
To Tiffany, I leave the ability to make it next year without being on restriction for life.
I, Tim Carlson, being of spent mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Mr. Dobos, I leave Jim and his books and all the underclassmen to have fun putting up with him.
To Mrs. Smythe, I leave good memories of the fun we had in second period and in fifth period.
To Mrs. Payne, I leave news quizzes.
I, Amy Carman, being of sleepy mind and tired body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Craig & Mike, I leave the promise that next year I will buy a new pair of shoestrings.
I, Cindi Carter, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Angie McCoy, I leave my friendship and the promise that I will be there by your side when you get your superior.
To Craig Tinkham, I leave my thanks for two great years of friendship and the hope that we have many more.
To all underclassmen, I leave the ability to cheer very loudly at pep rallies because without this ability, you will not get any senior privileges.
I, Steven M. Carter, being of highly intelligent mind and over-developed, sore-muscled body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Jeff Morgan, I leave the divine wisdom and will power (while sitting in a foxhole with me, up to our armpits in mud) NOT to say “Dobos was right.”
To Mr. Dobos, I leave the –210 points that you gave me along with one million chocolate covered Do-nuts and a fortune cookie. That should keep you busy ‘til I get back from bootcamp.
I, Gino Cecere, being of crazy mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Junior Class, I leave a step by step instruction guide on how to party, because none of you know how to (except Chris and Donald).
To Jimmy, Chris, & Donald, I leave a ski-boat that runs (Jimmy), the best senior year that I had (Chris), and a big hamburger (Donald).
I, Janet Cogdell, being of sensitive mind and great body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Karen, I leave my friendship and my locker. I leave you with loneliness and fear. I leave you as one and hope you have a great senior year.
To Mrs. Love, I leave all my love and joyfulness that you saw in me. I leave you with memories of sweet me. I leave you thinking of a great student like me.
To Mrs. Mack-Harrell, I leave you with next year’s headache with a new chapter of DCT. I leave you with love and care. I leave you with my memories. Hope next year’s chapter is as good as we were.
I, Melanie Evans, being of traveling mind and restricted body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Christi Hollenbeck, I leave all my thanks for being my Best Friend for four years and a new white Lincoln to go riding in.
To Bobbi Storey & Shawna Steagald, I leave you a lifetime supply of Gatorade and all my love for being such great friends.
To David Bushee, I leave you another year in Art class so then maybe you can pass a test. You can keep my notes now.
I, Michelle Fields, being of sensible mind and short body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Mrs. Culpepper, I leave my thanks for your patience and kindness over the past two years.
To Ms. Bateman & Jordan, I leave the ability to stick to their diet for another four years and to be able to meet Tom Selleck.
I, Raymond Fischer, being of twisted mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Debbie Soltis, I leave all my love.
To Joe Brown, I leave the ability to say no.
I, Debbie Furman, being of unstable-insane mind and unbalanced body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Rhonda, I leave my dirty locker, old tennis shoes, and my prairie skirt which she wears all the time anyhow.
To Michael Fischer, I leave my cafeteria tray and a bigger mouth to shovel the food into.
To the ‘87-’88 Rainbow Singers, I leave the ability to get a superior at District and State competition.
I, Gwen Glenn, being of deteriorated mind and fat body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Mrs. Love, I leave all Scott’s papers in my book.
I, Paul Graber, being of perverted mind and luminous body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Eva Keirnan, I leave a brand new box of eraser heads.
To Evan Ziegler, I leave a one-day pass to Tuscawilla Park.
I, Ron Greninger, being of extremely sound mind and soon to be Arnold-like body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Jim Sparano, I leave a couple rolls of paper to patch up the DHS walls.
To Underclassmen, I leave the enjoyment of gourmet cafeteria food and the laughs in Hartley’s class.
I, Terri Hamm, being of warped mind and beaten-up body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To The Junior Class, I leave a new drug to kill “Senioritis” and six blue stoles for their valedictorians.
To My Brother Jeff, I leave the ability to make good grades in high school so that he may graduate by the year 2000.
To next year’s basketball team, I leave the ability to make it through an injury/sickness-free season.
I, Londa Hamrick, being of gullible mind and cute(?) body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Lora Hamrick, I leave all my love and support. I hope the rest of your high school years will be great.
To Trish McAvay, I leave one date with your favorite and mine: Pee-Wee Herman!
I, Wendy Hamrick, being of hedonistic mind and overdeveloped body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Scott Caudle, I leave all my love and a ’68 Camaro with a bumper and a muffler.
To Virginia Hamrick, I leave a brand-new wardrobe, so you can stay out of mine. Also, a padded room to keep you in when you throw your temper tantrums.
To Cindy Brass, I leave the ability to spend time with her boyfriend.
I, Randall Hart, being of degenerated mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To John Stepp, I leave a bullet-proof vest with a high collar.
To the DHS Drum Corp, I leave the ability to act responsibly and rationally so Mrs. Powell will stop yelling at you.
To Charity Carbonell, I leave all the love in the world.
I, Jennifer Hess, being of mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Geoff, I leave ALL my love, my SAT book, my grades, and $5,000, a new pair of dress shoes, tweezers.
To Rae, Cathy, and Angie, I leave my friendship and best wishes for the future. I love you all! To Rae especially: those best friend charms we still haven’t gotten, but we will!
I, Christi Hollenbeck, being of little mind and smaller body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Tami Hollenbeck & Stacie Siller, I leave each of you all of the luck in the world along with a lot of patience to make it out of this place. Thank you both for being there when I needed you.
To Melanie Evans, I leave a clock that runs on batteries so you’ll have absolutely no excuses!! Ha! Ha! Thanks for being my BEST FRIEND!!
I, Laura Jacobson, being of sound mind and dancing body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Mrs. Nash, I leave my appreciation for all you’ve done for me. Thank you very much. Good luck in the new school you teach at. We will miss ya!
I, John Jungwirth, being of a bright mind and a terrific body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Mr. Hartley, I leave my ambition to try my hardest to act out a character to the best of my ability.
To Mrs. Jordan & Mrs. Bateman, I leave all the “check-out” signatures and absentees and all the injuries I’ve acquired over the years.
To Mr. Randall, I leave you the tractor and all the other equipment that have not had the chance to be used by me so they could be “torn up.”
I, Jimmy Kephart, being of perverse mind and massive body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Donald Hanchar, I leave all my muscles and football and baseball skills, also most important my grades.
To Regena Fairchild, I leave a part of me with you. Always remember that I love you with all my heart and you mean the world to me!!!
I, Patricia Kline, being of creative mind and small but cute body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Mr. Gaitanis, I leave another senior in his Algebra I class to drive him crazy, only next time one who attends his class regularly.
To Mrs. Jordan, I leave my admits and my two sisters whom I have trained to follow in my footsteps. I know you’ll thank me.
I, Trena Kyle, being of absent mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To my sister Michelle, I leave half my wardrobe, the patience to go through three more years of this school, the ability to learn to lie as well as I do, and all my love.
To Carrie Boatwright, I leave a garden full of weeds and another Ag buddy as good as I was!
I, Pam Lanier, being of devious mind and small body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Juniors, Class of ’88, I leave privileges we never had.
To Angie, my sis, I leave another long, memorable year at DHS and the ability to be patient ‘til Eddie comes home, for good.
I, Kelly Leaird, being of sound mind and awe-inspiring body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Todd Craig, I leave my infinite and awesome tennis playing abilities.
To Chris Pflueger, I leave all of my partying knowledge because college life with Ron isn’t far off for you.
To Andy Seely, I leave every old pair of my shoes I can possibly find – I know you’ll appreciate it.
I, Brian Ledsome, being of semi-sober mind and Tiger the Great body, do hereby leave the following:
To Mr. Ravenscroft, I leave a joke book.
To Brady Stephens, I leave a polo sweater and a BMW seeing you haven’t had either one!
To James Corne, I leave the ability to realize your football career is over, really “It’s OVER!”
I, Greg Leknes, being of sober mind and skinny body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Billy Morgan, I leave my car because his never seems to be working right.
To Bonnie Miley, I leave my alarm clock because she never seems to come to school on time or at all.
To Angie VanHoose, I leave some money because she’ll never bother to go out and get a job.
I, Gwen Lindsey, being of overused mind and sound body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To my brother Matt, I leave the best years of my life and all the luck to graduate. Remember, these ARE the best years of your life.
To the Junior Class, I leave ALL of the senior’s privileges.
To Nancy (Nanny), I leave the ability to know a fine guy when you see one! Just kidding. I wish you all the luck in the world. Love ya, Gwen
I, Scott Machado, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Mr. Dobos, I leave his room quiet, knowing I won’t go through life with someone yelling “minus 20” at me for talking out of turn.
To Mrs. Love, I leave her knowing that she couldn’t use her new wake-up method on me during class.
I, Steve McLaughlin, being of insanely, grotesquely twisted mind and absolutely nonexistent body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Geoff Mossburg, I leave a life-size 3-D poster of Jennifer, and another tape recorder into which you may dictate letters to her.
To Debbie Soltis, I leave something to do as President of Thespians.
To Amy Fanzlaw, I leave realization that Don King will haunt you in all your nightmares. Also, THE bridge to sit under.
I, Chris Miller, being of one track mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Scott Caudle, I leave some talent. You’ll need some for next year’s freshman drum line.
To Mrs. Powell, I leave someone else you can use as an example of the worst bandsman.
I, Christine S. Mills, being of semi-absent mind and bodaciously stacked body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Gwen E. Mills, I leave the ability of getting to school on time, getting good grades, and not getting kicked off of cheerleading. I also leave a checklist to help keep you out of “ACCIDENTS!”
To Diane L. Mills, I leave you an alarm clock without a snooze button and a trained German Shepherd to pull you out of bed. I also leave you my book of excuses for any situation you may come across.
I, Tony “The Dog” Mills, being of superior but laid back mind and impulsively motivating & desirable body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To my home boys on the wall, I leave the ability to have a combined GPA over 2.96.
To all the females, I leave myself to do with as you wish. Or my phone number. Love Always, Tony
I, Billy Morgan, being of wandering mind and willing body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Christine Mills, I leave a guy who is really interested in what she has to say.
To Pam Lanier, I leave Hydroslide lessons.
To The Junior Class, I leave a senior year that is different from any other year.
I, Jeff Morgan, being of divine imperceptible mind and ostentatious overproportioned body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Mr. Dobos, I leave my predetermined course to voyage into the cosmic universe and proceed to the realm of Zeta so you may depart from these trifling human beings.
To Mr. Four, I leave the yet unworldly unsolved enigma that hovers over me and shows resistance to be unraveled.
I, Terry Murphy, being of crazy mind and fine body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Harold Murphy, I leave the ability to fight without my help.
To Jonas Oliver, I leave our (junky) locker in the yellow hall.
To All the Girls, I leave all my memories.
I, Regina E. Newbanks, being of little mind and flat-chested, fat body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Carrie B., I leave all the luck in the world for you with school and the guys!! And the ability to realize you aren’t nearly as fat as you think.
To Billy M., I leave the ability to learn to ‘slide. You have to get RADICAL! Like Chuck! Love, P.
I, Cindy Nordberg, being of sound mind and okay body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Chris Jones, I leave the ability to stay out of trouble and to someday reach the “city life”!
To Donna Dean, I leave the ability to do what makes you happy and not change yourself because of rumors!
To Tondrick McQueen, I leave my friendship and the best of luck with Keith, always remain sweet.
I, Dee Dee Norton, being of obliviated mind and sophisticated body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Heather, Deanna, & Denise, I leave my ability to party (which you have already acquired)...without getting busted! Also, I leave you my air pump for your heads.
To Crissy McClinton, I leave you my ability to be a “jello head” but somehow still graduate! Stay out of trouble and good luck baby!
To my little-big brother, Chris, I leave the ability not to follow in my footsteps but to have as much fun as I did without giving Mom and Dad heck! Good luck!
I, Steve Nowicki, being of disoriented mind and extravagant body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Juniors, I leave the headaches and pains that we had to put up with. I also leave my ability to skip school and “NOT” get caught. “Good Luck.”
I, Rindy Ostrander, being of kinky mind and slinky body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Mrs. Jordan & Mrs. Bateman, I leave no more headaches, no sore throats, no more excuses, no more notes.
To the Juniors, I leave all the senior privileges that we never got.
I, James A. Phillips alias Beesting, being of unruly mind and fine body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Mr. Rogers, I leave the class of “88.” Have fun!
To Mr. Athanason, I leave a telescope to keep an eye on the freshmen. They are going to get worse every year.
I, Stephanie Provencal, being of under-used mind and flat-chested body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Barbara Smith, I leave a lifetime supply of gum, mints, Tic-Tacs.
To Maurice Lawlor, I leave all my love because you are the sweetest guy I know and I’m going to miss your freshman spirit.
I, Tricia Rawson, being of altered mind and sound body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To David Buster, I leave all the nights that I had to be home by curfew. Also, I’d like to leave him all the future nights I’ll spend with him without one.
To Bonnie Ricker, I leave a 10-gallon gas can so she can get to her destination.
To Shawna Steagald, I leave the courage to pursue her talent in art, also an eraser the size of her head so she’ll leave mine alone.
I, Bonnie Ricker, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Bridget Ricker, I leave two more years of tardies and A.E.
To Trish Rawson, I leave a new arm for you, a gear shifter, and all the good luck and happiness you’ll ever need.
To Mr. Athanason, I leave my youngest sister Kim who’ll be here in another year or two.
I, Jennifer Ringersen, being of sound mind and pure body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Dana Barber, I leave ALL MY LOVE, all my school books and all the teachers. I love you so much. Together forever!! Have fun these next years but please spend them with ME.
To Janine Ringersen, I leave all the teachers. I leave you all my good grades, and my great handwriting and spelling. You’re the best!!
I, Sheri Royster, being of sound and somewhat sarcastic mind and lazy body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To The Threesome, I leave two things – 1) my thanks for the many complimentary remarks I know they’ve paid me and 2) my best wishes for their success.
To the student body, I leave my ability to live my life without worrying about others’ opinions and remarks.
To Kelli and Pam, I leave my thanks for three things – 1) for accepting me as me, 2) for all the laughter we’ve shared (Kelli, it was good therapy for a bad year!), and 3) for teaching me to make quick comebacks (Pam, keep them sharp and quick!). I’ll miss you guys! Good luck ‘cause it will be a LONG year!!
I, Melody Sanford, being of sound mind and XXX body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Kelli Colbert, I leave Donnie to always get her in trouble for laughing in class. Hang in there Kel! Love ya, Mel!
To Missy Snyder, I leave all the happiness she can get. She deserves the best for being the best friend a girl could ever have. Thanks Mis! Love ya!
I, Penny Schley, being of slightly unbalanced mind and marshmallow body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To my brother Terry, I leave the ability to survive your senior year without losing your mind or anything else.
To the Class of ’88, I leave the ability to try and live up to the memories of the Class of ’87.
To Ms. Payne, I leave something nice.
I, Cathy Scola, being of strange mind and short body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Mr. Hartley & Mrs. Underwood, I leave lots of luck in finding another organized person like me!
To Steve, John, & Jen, I leave lots of interesting memories including a Monopoly game that never happened.
To Amy Jean, I leave a walk in the rain, the yearbook, and a raw egg!
I, Dianne Sellner, being of absent mind and semi-ok body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Melanie Chastain, I leave an extra set of dimples and my patch jeans.
To Camille Throckmorton, I leave a dictionary of contemporary definitions so that she can explain everything to Amy without us.
To Ms. Payne and the rest of my friends, I leave memories. Thanks for everything guys; I’ll miss you all tons!
I, Dan Sissom, being of sensible mind and tired body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To all the underclassmen, I leave the ability to stay out of other people’s business.
To Stacey C., I leave the ability to learn how to drive.
To Kenny Warren, I leave my job and a truck that runs.
I, Barbara Smith, being of sensible mind and caring body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Mike Smith, I leave the ability to put up with school for two more years and come out on top!
To Mrs. Jordan, I leave the hope that you will get an office aide next year who does you some good.
To Rae Roland, I leave the ability to cope with DHS for one more year and to get back all of our old ways.
I, Dawn Smith, being of crazy mind and solid body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Jonathan, I leave all my love for the rest of my life and my hope that we have the best marriage ever.
I, Melissa Snyder, being of sound mind and somewhat conscious body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To John Duan, I leave my life and my love. I leave you the ability to stick by me through my rough times. I also leave you my worldliest possession, my heart!
To Melody Sanford, I leave you all the happiness and luck in the world because you’ll need it in ONE WEEK! And I leave you the ability to get to school on time and every day. Good luck BABE!
To The C-Lunch Crew, I leave you all the luck in your Senior year and the ability to tell a few people the way things are and to survive without Sheri or me to help you along.
I, Shawna Steagald, being of broken mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Joella Holloman, I leave a new volleyball team!
To Kelly Leaird, I leave the ability to take Deadman’s Curve at 125 mph!
I, Steve Stoklosa, being of demented and shocked mind and musclebound but outrageous body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Bonnie Miley, I leave a pair of earrings that are not in the shape of fruits or nuts and a fake ID.
To Alicia Roof, I leave you a rose to symbolize the precious moments that we spent together through the years.
I, Bobbi Storey, being of an obsessed mind and a flat-chested body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Shawna & Melanie, I leave one key to a safe located in Room 1119.
To Chad Bankston, I leave all of my love for as long as it lasts.
I, Terrie Taylor, being of messed up mind and good body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Janeen, I leave our good talks and late conversations! Thanks for being there when I needed her! Also for listening to my hiccups!
To David, I leave a note under his pillow, and our talks at PE, well outside PE actually!
To My Night Class, I leave all of our gross talks and good laughs! I’ll never forget anybody in there!
I, Glenda Thomas, being of somewhat sound mind and an o.k. body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Erin, I leave what’s left of the longhaired hippies. Maybe you’ll be as lucky as I am. And I leave you all my Pickles, Disneys, and Mashed Potatoes.
To Bonnie, I leave another year of Mr. Ravenscroft, all my old tests and homework papers. (For a Fee!) I love ya and I leave you all the good times I had. Good Luck.
I, Cheryl Tidwell, being of uncaring mind and small body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Michelle Wells, I leave many thanks for talking to me when I was really down. Most of all, for helping me realize they really aren’t worth it. Good luck in Tallahassee.
I, Nita Townsend, being of trippy mind and short and skinny body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To my cuz Age, I leave the ability to graduate next year and I wish you the best of luck. Love ya!
I, Tim Trimble, being of demented mind and average body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Coach Mattox, I leave you a new pair of socks and shoes, a “How To Catch Bass” book, and a deck of playing cards.
I, Rachel Tully, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Sheri Ames, I leave many thanks for being there for me. I love you a lot. Also please watch out for those chicken crossings. (If there is such a thing!)
To Mrs. Culpepper & Mrs. Steagald, I leave a warning: It’s not over yet!!
I, Kristine Van Gelder, being of brain-dead mind and well-toned body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Lisa Anello, I leave you another “sucker” to drive you around and lend you things you never give back. I’ll miss you.
To Matt Hickmott, I leave my ability to be undependable and unmoody so you can be “great” like me for the rest of your natural life.
I, Angela VanHoose, being of air-headed mind and out-of-shape body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Alison VanHoose (Pookie), I leave you my excellent grades and perfect attendance! Also, I wish you the best of luck for the next four years. My advice to you is to have a blast, but don’t give Mom a hard time like I did!
To Chrissy & Danielle, I leave “Angie’s Book of Advice.”
I, Celeste Walker, being of cloudy mind and wonderful body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To all the DHS Girls, I leave the courage to mind their own business and leave everybody else’s alone.
To Tondrick, I leave the best of wishes.
I, Crystal Walters, being of little mind and tenacious body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Krista Kay, I leave the ability to keep on laughing as much as we have this year. I’m gonna miss ya!
To Hummer Sue, I leave the knowledge that your Senior year is the best of all your school years, so watch out. It’ll be gone before you know. I love you!
To Phyllis, I leave the ability to keep on “Singin’ it” after I’m gone! Also I want to say “thanks,” Ms. Payne!
I, Tami Washington, being of sound mind and somewhat nice body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Veronica Washington, I leave all my sweetness and love to you. You’re the best! Love ya.
To William Boone, I leave lots of luck at DHS.
I, Lamar Waters, being of intellectual mind and muscle-bound body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Rick and Murph, I leave another chance to do what we did before the Newberry football game.
To Brad Edwards, I leave my kingdom of Egypt.
To The Class of “88,” I leave the ability and the heart to do better than last in the competition for spirit stick during Homecoming Week next year.
I, Michelle Wells, being of devious mind and sleek, bronze body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Brenda Britt, I leave my forgiveness, my best friendship, and my crown – you deserve it. I wish you the best of luck. I’ll miss you, my real, true friend.
I, Jeff Whitaker, being of unsobered mind and worn-out body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Juniors, I leave the longest year you will ever have in school.
To Chris Pflueger, I leave the honor of being the designated driver for all parties.
I, Trelawney Wise, being of sound mind and well-proportioned body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Cheryl Powell, I leave all the nice teachers I had my Sr. year.
To Felicia McLendon, I leave you the ability to stop letting things that people say get to you.
I, Nina Young, being of mental mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following:
To Wendy Sponge, I leave the ability to absorb all the education you can.
